Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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