I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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