You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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