Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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