I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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