Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
