Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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