There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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