My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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