whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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