If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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