i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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