just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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