you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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