I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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