I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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