the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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