One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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