That's intense
where am i from again
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He? As in you personified your dick?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Randomize
