is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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