i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
