Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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