Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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