People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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