I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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