I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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