he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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