its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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