A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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