My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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