Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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