I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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