i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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