Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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