pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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