Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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