hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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