I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
