We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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