Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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