i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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