im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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