This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
