i jhust puked up my retainher.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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