So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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