She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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