So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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