Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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