i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I came so hard my ears popped.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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