Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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