i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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