i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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