it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
