Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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