Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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