Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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