yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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