Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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